Toll booths

I had a great idea form in my head whilst I was passed out beneath some bushes. TOLLBOOTHS! I can put a few tollbooths around town. The first one will go on the overpass leading to HSU! This will ensure a steady stream of beer money for us homeless.We shall also arm ourselves with dogs trained to take down people who refuse to pay the toll and if the people get bit its their fault not ours because they violated the terms of our Tollbooth policy which clearly will state that "if you try to avoid paying the toll your safety cannot be assured".

How much will we homeless charge? With a student ID the fee will be $10. Without a student ID it will be $5. This will help insure equality and honesty from tollbooth patrons.

What if someone is a student and refuses to show student ID? The terms of use in regards to tollbooths will be a mandatory search of backpacks, purses, pockets, shos. and even body cavities if we feel you are hiding your student ID or any money that rightfully belongs to us. Also as per terms of our policy, any edible food, drugs (legal or illegal), pawnable jewelry or other such merchandise will be confiscated and become the property of Humboldt Tollbridge Co.

I'll tell you about implementation later, its a warm day and there's nothing I love to do more on a warm day than ride the AMRT's busses all day long and oogle the young women in their shorts.

Dickie boy controversy

Recently it has come to my attention that people think I'm dickie boy! I am not him, I am a homeless man and this blog is the opinions, thoughts, artistic expressions of homeless men in Humboldt county. Yes Dickie boy lives in nebraska, and he is NOT coming back. I know this because I've sacrificed enough chickens, dogs, cats, and small children using the traditions of santeria. I am told by a fellow homeless man who happens to be from orlando florida that those Santerian rituals NEVER fail.

In response to the 6 foot anonymous. I will say that we homeless people do not go after anyone larger than us. We go after small, weak women...yiou know, the ones with slouched shoulders, constantly looking around, looking like she's lost, the fear just dripping off her. So you amazons with your guns are perfectly safe from us, we much rather prefer the 5 ft bone thin freshman at HSU who decides to walk into town.